A Guy And A Catholic Sister
A guy gave a catholic sister a ride, as dey were going he placed his hand on her lapz pretendin it was d gear stick, d sister said mathew 7:7, He removed his hand,
He touched her lap d 2nd time d sister said mathew 7:7. When d sister got 2 her destination she opend d door n said u dnt read your bible daily, He got home &
checked mathew 7:7 which read "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO U "
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Aircraft
An aircraft was lossıng heıght due to over load. The pilot announced, "we will be throwing some passengers out of the aircraft in alphabetical order". Any Afrıcan? No one answered. Any Black? No one moved. Any Carıbean? Still silence. Then a black boy asked, "Dad what are we? The father replied son,today we are Zulus.
LOL
Source: KARENFIED CREW
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